You know, some folks swear that a little chit chat goes a long way with a plant. They will testify that ongoing discourse with say, a Scabiosa (an actual plant, not an ingredient in a Hogwarts herbology course), will actually cause the plant to grow faster.
Well I don’t know about all that, but I do know this: these chickens are growing awfully fast, freakishly fast, and I’m thinking that it COULD, potentially, I mean just maybe, have something to do with their exposure to fiddle music.
He’s so pleased with himself, having mastered Mary Had a Little Lamb and moved on to the real live fiddle classic, Boil ‘Em Cabbage Down, that he felt the pull to serenade his girls.
They were duly impressed.
You know, according to the findings of some other young chicken lovers, rock music causes chickens to lay at an increased rate, but stresses them out. Classical music is optimal, increasing production but relaxing the birds at the same time. Apparently Reggae music causes a drop in production.
All I have to say to that is, “Well, duh!” We all know what reggae music leads to! I just want to know if there was an increase in feed consumption when they listened to Bob Marley. Do you think chickens get the munchies? I’m just sayin’….