…that I need a ranch of my very own.
We loves us some milk.
A gallon a day, people.
A GALLON of milk a day gets slurped down in this house.
I need a cow.
I need a few of 'em.
So, you know, if you've got some land in Central Texas, maybe, oh I don't know, 20 acres or so, and you've been thinking about how great it would feel to bequeath that little slice of heaven to some truly appreciative souls – Well let's just say I know some milk chuggin' fools that would sure love to help you out with that.